It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for example – a gaffe that likely caused White House staff across continents to groan.

This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual game from Pixel Play. It cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of clicker games.

The objective? To virtually lick the world as fast as possible (finger-licking recommended!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, surrounded by a constantly evolving array of objects. Tap the planet (water or land) to score points and climb the leaderboards.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane). On Earth, you'll find humorous landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game’s constantly changing content adds to the fun. Expect daily surprises: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza for Pizzagate fans.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories, obtained through rewarded ads, add another layer of comedic flair. Expect a "clown world" face, trucker hats, Uncle Sam's hat, a Texas cowboy hat (with a censored border sign), eclipse glasses, and more. A recent update even includes a certain prominent figure's famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to play, but in-app purchases remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and unlock a coveted blue profile tick.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update has arrived, featuring trucker hats for both sides of the political spectrum and, yes, Trump's hair.